Fear is the only thing that will deter people from stupidity. Hit your children more often. -HypoG

Some Awesome Russian Title, Screwed Up Thanks to Import

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

 

Alright, I do believe an update is in order, and apparently on many things.

First, lets begin with the Get HYPOG a PS3 + Monitor fund. Despite everyone doubting my will, I’m happy to report the funds are coming along rather fairly well. I’ve lived up to saving 1,000 rubbles a week. As I received cash for the PSU that I sold, I was able to get an additional 1,000 rubbles out there. I’m not entirely sure how much I’ve saved up, but my ‘?????????’ would hopefully keep us informed.

Now onto other things, I have successfully evaded my Psychiatry cycle like an MF event (not that I’m invited to those events). You’d imagine I would have been feeling guilty, but I consider the downtime a welcome one. Not only was I able to regenerate myself from constant inertness I was able to work on the MDL website. The MDL is a prospect I am very excited about. I’m really passionate about it, however some people consider it a waste of time. I think it’s interesting how 2 normal kids from RSMU are able to host/plan/execute a league that is constantly growing, that involves players from all over Europe. Granted, we’re only sized at 4 teams, but, does everything not start from a humble beginning? Pay it a visit here.

In essence I’ve been maintaining 4 blogs (RSMU, MDL, THIS ONE, ANUISAFAG), so a writers block is expected pretty soon. I really do enjoy writing on posts that are themed ‘HypoG’, because frankly, my life is full of such tee-tee-dee moments. I look forward to continuing that, with at least a post a week, but really, lets not get ahead of ourselves.

Recently, something interesting happened, well not really interesting, but it involves Anu. Anu was bragging about how she is doing this circuit training thing to get buff (Anu is actually a pretty fit woman, however she feels she is too fat and people call her Chubby Chub-kins. This however is not true and Anu is merely competing with her sister who is actually a carbon-copy of Anu, slightly skinnier without boobs). So anyways Chubby Chub-kins was going on and on about doing this exercise that she doubts I would be able to do. She was then bragging about how she does about 20 in a minute.

As everyone knows I’m starved for cash and I’d do anything within the realm of possibility. So I put up a wager with the three people in the room, 1,000 rubbles a piece to do 10 of it (10 because Anu said I can’t do half of what she does). Shorty, with his Golden Tongue somehow set it to 500 rubbles a piece, with 30, under a minute. Needless to say, with PS3 as a motivation, I believe I completed 30 under 30-40 seconds. Naturally, Anu was complaining about why she keeps owing me money (Grand total at 35,000 rubbles at the moment). Loser.

This post is getting far too verbose for my standards, so It’s time to end it. Razer has released a new product that looks amazing check it out!

Finally, since shorty says a picture paints a thousand words, let me leave you with this picture…

 

Woah!? Hirsutism?

Surely, you’re wondering who or what that is, heres a better view…

 

Oh it's just our resident parthenophobic hyperphilia, Shorty

 

 

 

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Ruined Russian Title!

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Over the past few years I’ve realized that nothing in life is Free. I know this is a real clichè but I guess as the Indian saying goes “Pattathan Puriyum, Pepundeke” (one would only realize it once shit hits the fan, despite earlier advice). Two Sayings in the first paragraph, damn I’m making up for my absence.

So anyhow, year after year I’ve realized that my Christmas Wishlist has neither increased nor have I had the opportunity to strike off as many of them as I’d like. Actually I’d link you to my previous Christmas Wishlist post, but my STUPID UNRELIABLE IMAGE HOSTING PROVIDER bit the dust and all my images are…gone.  Shit, digressing and all.

The Playstation 3 stood up top on the list and I feel this Christmas, I’m going to take the initiative to make it come true. However, just having a PS3 without a monitor would be like a man without a heart (so to speak), ergo it goes hand in hand with getting the PS3 That said, I’m officially starting a “Get HypoG a PS3 + 23 Inch Monitor Fund”.

Why  Now?

Considering how I only have 4 exams this winter (Paedeatrics, Psychiatry, Opthalmology, Oziz (Equivalent of Community Medicine elsewhere), what better way to celebrate the impending clearance than to get a PS3+Monitor and prove the saying Do not count your eggs before they hatch wrong once and for all!

IS THIS THE RIGHT THING TO DO HypoG?

As with all things in life, it would be necessary to weight in the pro’s and con’s of making this life altering purchase (life altering in a sense of entering a new realm of bad-assery and a social standing of titans among men (vegetarians not welcome)).

PRO’s

-When not playing the PS3, the monitor will fit nicely into my Dual Monitor Setup which would allow me to watch redtube and DotA simultaneously without pressing the dreaded Alt + Tab Button.

-Creating my PSN Nick (Playstation Online Network Nickname) as anuisafag (ALL IN LOWER CASE).

-Pwn any and all in any game that I may ever be inclined to buy.

CON’S

Will take space (I need to move some shit around, which = work, which sucks)

Might be too much of a bad-ass.

Friends might cease to be friends because I keep pwning them in games.

anuisafag will become world-known and I will lose my anonymity.

I’m In, What’s the Battle Plan?

Simple. Starting this month, this week, today, tomorrow, next week NEXT MONTH, I will attempt to save up 1,000 rubbles a week and pass it to my yet to be named accountant (most likely Shorty). The quick ones amongst you (not you, Anu) would be quick to point out, But HypoG… 1K a week is 4k a month, November and December makes 8K? That’s hardly enough for you to buy a Playstation 3, let alone a monitor?

Wipe that glee off of your face, you fag. I’ll get back to it shortly.

But HypoG, Where will this money come from? Simple. If I do cease to consume the 16 shaurma’s, 13 pizza’s, 20 bottles of Soda, and 10kg of finger food that spend money on in a week, 1,000 rb should be no problem at all.

But HypoG, YOU will never be able to stop spending your money on that? Well, if that’s the case, you should work extra hard to contribute to the fund! That way, you kill 2 birds with 1 stone. You get to watch me fail and gain weight.

That brings me to this fund thing. I am hereby imploring all my friends, foes, readers, and even you, yes YOU, to consider contributing for a good cause, my fund, so I will be able to join the league of bad-assery that many only dream of.

To ensure I do not burn these contributions, I suggest all funds directed towards my manager Anusya Devi Moh(x)anasundram (14-8 (B)). I fear, having access to such a high amount of dough will most definately rile me up and make me head to TGI’s to massacre that sizzling chicken that they make taste oh so damn GOOD!

Thanking you with no regards,

-HypoGXII


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