I am here to put an end to the thus far never-ending debate about who is better, Pirates or ninja’s. Note how I’ve used lower case for ninja and uppercase for Pirates so you should have a general idea where this article is heading. Oh, I also want to put Sam in his place.
First, a brief introduction may be necessary since not many of you may know who or what a ninja is.
Next up are Pirates, which naturally needs no introduction thanks to Captain Jack Sparrow, but there may be a couple of you who have been living under a rock so I’ll just introduce you to Pirates now.
Now, I’m sure you’ve made up your minds on why Pirates > ninjas but I’ll have to explain it to the dense few. Proceed to checkout the following…
Here is a snapshot from the annual ninja convention where pictures of the hottest ninja babes around were captured in 1 room. If you were a ninja, the level of awesome here would have been pretty epic. That said..
What’s the problem? There aren’t any wenches! Only Pirates have wenches. Here are some respectable wenches belonging to famous pirates instead;
So in conclusion,
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
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