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  1. I write because no one listens when I talk. I can’t really blame people, I talk too much anyway. Listening to me talk is probably akin to hearing one word being said repeatedly; the meaning is lost after a while.<\/li>\n
  2. My guardian angel is just too bloody good at his job, especially when it comes to my education. God listens to me too much, and as a result He has made sure that I keep to most, if not all of my insane declarations and promises. Trust me, this is NOT a good thing.<\/li>\n
  3. I’ll try to be a lot of things. I’ll try to be honest, I’ll try to be funny, I’ll try to be grammatically correct. How successful I am is a completely different question. You’ll be the judge of that.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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