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{"id":101,"date":"2010-08-01T14:33:18","date_gmt":"2010-08-01T10:33:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=101"},"modified":"2010-08-10T20:16:34","modified_gmt":"2010-08-10T16:16:34","slug":"gems-from-the-baggy-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"Gems From The Baggy Jeans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Cheryl said I should blog more often. My brain normally dispenses one-liners at its own discretion, and not many can be used to build a whole blog post. Which is why I rarely blog.<\/p>\n<p>After much thought (i.e. a breakfast of store-bought Viennese waffles and Kinder Bueno), I&#8217;ve decided that maybe it&#8217;s not a bad idea to put up the kernels my mind spits out. Bear in mind, this so-called not a bad idea came about somewhere between sugar consumption and insulin release from my pancreas.<\/p>\n<p>1. Have you ever been in a situation where you know you&#8217;re part of a raw deal, and as time goes by, it doesn&#8217;t get any better? How long before you just stop, turn, flip the bird and say, &#8221; I don&#8217;t need this&#8221; ?<\/p>\n<p>2. Why do people see the need to talk about others? Quite frankly, if the story doesn&#8217;t have your name in it at ANY point, by default it&#8217;s none of your damned business.<\/p>\n<p>3. Sometimes we know a person well, we know how they tick. We know how they will react to various situations. And yet, we say and do things that don&#8217;t reflect this knowledge at all. Why?<\/p>\n<p>4. Would it kill to pick a decision and stick to it? Wait, don&#8217;t answer that one.<\/p>\n<p>5. Is it more amusing or annoying when someone is blatantly lying to your face, and they think you&#8217;re lapping this all up like a cat with a bowl of cold cream?<\/p>\n<p>Surprisingly enough, this is not a bitchfit. This just may be a sign that I need a new diary. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Cheryl said I should blog more often. My brain normally dispenses one-liners at its own discretion, and not many can be used to build a whole blog post. Which is why I rarely blog. After much thought (i.e. a breakfast of store-bought Viennese waffles and Kinder Bueno), I&#8217;ve \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=101\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[23,24,22],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-out-of-the-blue","tag-behaviour","tag-gossip","tag-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":110,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions\/110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}