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{"id":131,"date":"2010-10-07T23:02:27","date_gmt":"2010-10-07T19:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=131"},"modified":"2010-10-07T23:54:31","modified_gmt":"2010-10-07T19:54:31","slug":"wanted-makeover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Wanted: Makeover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Inexcusable, I know. I promised a proper entry in July and I&#8217;ve still not gotten around to it. I promise, if it&#8217;s not up by this weekend, I WILL pluck each and every leg hair of mine with tweezers. Gross much?<\/p>\n<p>A lot and nothing have happened at the same time. By a lot, I mean the usual things like sunrise, sunset and the chores in between. And nothing&#8230;well, it speaks for itself.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;ve ranted to a few people on separate occasions about my mini quarter-life crisis. I fear it&#8217;s not one of those things that sound silly once it has been said out loud. I don&#8217;t even know exactly when it came about, it&#8217;s not like I woke up one morning\/afternoon and decided that my life has nothing much in it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been feeling like I could have done a lot more with all my years that have passed. I doubt I&#8217;m alone when it comes to this gnawing. Even though misery loves company, this battle must be fought alone. The problem is, I don&#8217;t know HOW.<\/p>\n<p>Everything bores me, save my education. That&#8217;s most likely because the thought of being a crap doctor scares the hell out of me like Lucifer wouldn&#8217;t believe. Everything feels recycled. Everyone seems to be just going through the motions. I need something to remind me that I&#8217;m alive, young and capable of anything. I need excitement, adventure and fun.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe I just need to get the fuck out of here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inexcusable, I know. I promised a proper entry in July and I&#8217;ve still not gotten around to it. I promise, if it&#8217;s not up by this weekend, I WILL pluck each and every leg hair of mine with tweezers. Gross much? A lot and nothing have happened at the same \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=131\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[23,34],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitchfit","tag-behaviour","tag-boredom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":133,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions\/133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}