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{"id":154,"date":"2010-11-15T23:08:16","date_gmt":"2010-11-15T20:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=154"},"modified":"2010-11-15T23:08:16","modified_gmt":"2010-11-15T20:08:16","slug":"irregularly-irregular","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"Irregularly Irregular"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I could write a whole post on my futile attempts to buy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cirquedusoleil.com\/en\/home.aspx#\/en\/home\/shows\/details\/corteo.aspx\">Corteo<\/a> tickets, but that will probably just make me super bummed. It&#8217;s bad enough the damned adverts are plastered in almost every Metro station I go to.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I shall humour myself (and possibly you) with my soliloquy.<\/p>\n<p>1. The 25th birthday was pretty awesome. There was cake, gifts, ice cream, booze and karaoke. All in that order.<\/p>\n<p>2. For ONCE, I have a really cute, sweet, young, male teacher for a two-week cycle. Have I mentioned that I LOVE November?<\/p>\n<p>3. Snow&#8217;s not here yet, and the weather has been pretty decent. I wouldn&#8217;t mind the current situation dragging its feet for a while. At least, my pedometer is being put to good use again.<\/p>\n<p>4. There&#8217;s a lot to say, but sometimes I don&#8217;t know what to say to whom, so it&#8217;s probably safer to say nothing to no one.<\/p>\n<p>5. I still need something to excite me. The need is apparently so great that I&#8217;ve had dreams of\u00a0 roller-coasters and Flying Fox. I&#8217;m sure being scared out of my mind will do the trick, though.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all, folks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I could write a whole post on my futile attempts to buy Corteo tickets, but that will probably just make me super bummed. It&#8217;s bad enough the damned adverts are plastered in almost every Metro station I go to. Instead, I shall humour myself (and possibly you) with my soliloquy. \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=154\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[23,5,16],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-out-of-the-blue","tag-behaviour","tag-studies","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":155,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}