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{"id":193,"date":"2011-02-08T02:52:53","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T23:52:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=193"},"modified":"2011-02-08T02:56:55","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T23:56:55","slug":"when-the-uterus-drops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"When The Uterus Drops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I were to translate the topic I&#8217;m supposed to be reading now, it would be something along the lines of, &#8220;Incorrect Position of Sexual Organs&#8221;. The textbook has no pictures, and I&#8217;m not sure if that&#8217;s a good thing or not, because my imagination tends to run with reckless abandon.<\/p>\n<p>Imagination or no imagination, I&#8217;m inclined to do a little bit of random blogging because this chapter is only nine pages long. Quite a treat, I would say.<\/p>\n<p>1. I realized that I never blogged about my trip to Myanmar, and that&#8217;s just sinful. No credit cards, no mobile network coverage, dodgy &#8220;unofficial&#8221; money changers and a 2km walk uphill to Shwe Dagon Pagoda in the rain where there&#8217;s no proper sidewalks. I can&#8217;t believe that slipped my mind.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_194\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_3192.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-194\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-194 \" title=\"View from hotel room\" src=\"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_3192-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_3192-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_3192.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-194\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">That&#39;s where we were headed to on foot. My idea, naturally.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>2. I am such a sellout. I&#8217;m pretty sure about two years ago, I was ranting on and on about finding Twitter and the need for people to tweet every bloody thing they do utterly ridiculous. Now, I have a Twitter account and I&#8217;m on it more than I am on Facebook. My cousin Hera called me a &#8220;conformer to society&#8221; but completely understood when I said I was following sex-bloggers. Sometimes I wonder what sort of impression I leave on that 17- year old. Truth be told, I&#8217;m having lots of fun on Twitter because I&#8217;ve made it a point not to follow anyone I know from my uni or school. Part of the quarter life crisis nonsense I&#8217;ve mentioned before. Wait, I seem to have lost the plot. All I wanted to say was I&#8217;ve been following some really interesting people, especially bloggers (erotic and otherwise) and I&#8217;m pleased to say that I have a swamp of good blogs to read nowadays.<\/p>\n<p>3. I am seriously considering going somewhere for my next winter holidays. It&#8217;s ridiculous, isn&#8217;t it? I&#8217;ve been in Moscow for almost 6 years and I&#8217;ve never gone anywhere besides home. The problem mainly lies in the fact that I like <em>being<\/em> in places, I loathe <em>getting<\/em> there. I must be such a disgrace to my Nanna, the woman\u00a0traveled\u00a0around Europe alone at the age of 65. At 25, I&#8217;m sitting on my wobbly ass complaining about wanting to go places and not actually going. I&#8217;ve been leaning towards visiting London, but we&#8217;ll see where my bank balance takes me.<\/p>\n<p>Okay. The remaining five pages are giving me dirty looks. Till the next short, visually disturbing chapter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I were to translate the topic I&#8217;m supposed to be reading now, it would be something along the lines of, &#8220;Incorrect Position of Sexual Organs&#8221;. 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