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{"id":213,"date":"2011-04-15T21:13:27","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T17:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=213"},"modified":"2011-04-15T21:22:30","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T17:22:30","slug":"what-i-do-when-i-dont-get-on-mtv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"What I Do When I Don&#8217;t Get On MTV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was 15 and MTV still had shows worth watching, it was a dream of mine to a) marry a member of Blink-182, and b) be on MTV as a guest on Top 10 Favourite Videos. Between the two, I was always under the impression that the latter was more attainable. Never mind that I&#8217;ve wanted to be a doctor since the age of 6 and the only chance I&#8217;d probably ever get to be on MTV would be to make some lame-ass PSA about condoms and dental dams.<\/p>\n<p>Regardless of this fact, I made my list and many revisions since its birth. Although I&#8217;ve got it in my head now that even the odds of me trying to make contraceptives sound like a barrel of fun on TV is slim to none, the list is alive and well. Call it a reminder of my youth, full of hopes and dreams of making out in Tom DeLonge&#8217;s tour bus.<\/p>\n<p>During my daily hour (or two) of procrastination, I found myself on You Tube watching old music videos and was reminded of my list. Naturally, I had to share it here, because I believe that like the Gospel, good music videos should be shared. And I&#8217;ve convinced myself that you people are interested in my taste in stuff.<\/p>\n<p>10. <strong>All The Small Things- Blink-182<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no way I&#8217;d make a list without including my all-time favourite band. This video parodies mainstream pop videos that were dominating pretty much every single channel on TV. Tom dressed as a Britney Spears always always ALWAYS does it for me.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9Ht5RZpzPqw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>9. <strong>Cherry Lips &#8211; Garbage<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I love Garbage&#8217;s music. I think Shirley Manson is hot, especially in this video. Bonus: she takes her dress off.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pqaUZkf52fs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>8. <strong>New Friend Request &#8211; Gym Class Heroes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This video is cute because it&#8217;s all about MySpace, which is almost extinct, sort of like Friendster ( do people still have accounts there?).<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2TnlSVKuy34\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>7. <strong>Island In The Sun &#8211; Weezer<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Anyone who has known me for more than a day will know that I love animals. I will pretty much touch anything that isn&#8217;t poisonous. So when Weezer (which has the adorkable Rivers Cuomo) made a video of themselves playing with all sorts of cute baby animals, I couldn&#8217;t help but fall in love.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0C3zgYW_FAM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>6. <strong>Inside Of You &#8211; Hoobastank<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This video is awesome because a bunch of hot chicks are very excitedly watching Hoobastank perform at one of those dodgy looking peep-show places. And Doug Robb looks very do-able here.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WcSZ7deAHbw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>5. <strong>It&#8217;s Not Your Fault &#8211; New Found Glory<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What I like about this video is the way it doesn&#8217;t show the process of two people hooking up, like many other videos. In fact, the ease between the two characters may lead one to believe that they&#8217;re a happy couple.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qz3_MF5qYDw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>4. <strong>Pain &#8211; Jimmy Eat World<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The guy in this video does all sorts of things just to feel something in the absence of the girl. There&#8217;s a certain madness about it all that appeals to me.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uaP6KgwbOvo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>3. <strong>Warning &#8211; Green Day<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re 15 and trying to be rebellious and there&#8217;s a music video of a dude doing everything he&#8217;s not supposed to, a small part of you turns him into a hero. At least, that&#8217;s what happened with me.<br \/>\n(<em>Embedding is disabled, so here&#8217;s the link instead.<\/em>)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eebfMFzJHNs\">Warning &#8211; Green Day<\/a><\/p>\n<p>2. <strong>Walkie Talkie Man &#8211; Steriogram<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I love this video so much that I watched it and was so fascinated by it that I completely didn&#8217;t notice the name of the band or the song. I actually had to Google the term &#8216;yarn in music video&#8217; just to find it. It&#8217;s cute and creative, a combo that works for me almost all the time.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/I7UvbwCjXUk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>1. <strong>Special Needs &#8211; Placebo<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This video is a haunting sort of hot. I can watch it a million times and it doesn&#8217;t get any less arousing. It may seem like a creepy idea, and people may never want to sleep with me after watching this video, but it&#8217;s my all-time favourite and it will take a lot for me to change my mind about this.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/epaR6ejhlL4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>There you have it, my half-fulfilled dream of telling people what I like watching. And to think, I didn&#8217;t even have to dress up to present this list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was 15 and MTV still had shows worth watching, it was a dream of mine to a) marry a member of Blink-182, and b) be on MTV as a guest on Top 10 Favourite Videos. 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