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{"id":374,"date":"2012-11-22T03:07:27","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T19:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=374"},"modified":"2012-11-22T03:07:27","modified_gmt":"2012-11-21T19:07:27","slug":"jump-off-the-misery-cruise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=374","title":{"rendered":"Jump Off The Misery Cruise!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a while, innit? In a bid to write proper, quality stuff, I&#8217;ve essentially proven to the masses that I&#8217;m not very good at it. So, it&#8217;s back to me typing random stuff that pops into mind.<\/p>\n<p>1. I&#8217;m officially 27 and unemployed. I&#8217;m also pretty sure that since I&#8217;ve come home, I&#8217;ve not mentioned that I didn&#8217;t drop out of med school and have been avoiding talking about it. I simply graduated and never got around to writing the epic blog post that I had been wanting to write since I got into med school in 2005.<\/p>\n<p><em>See how I managed to squeeze in the bit that I&#8217;m now Dr.Sasha Zuleika? That&#8217;s mad skillz for ya.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Back to the unemployment thing. I won&#8217;t be for long, if the Ministry of Health and the postal service don&#8217;t bail on me. I think my Christmas gift will be a 15-hour work day (if I&#8217;m lucky.)<\/p>\n<p>2. I have not been doing anything remotely related to my chosen career, other than tell my uncle that he wasn&#8217;t dying from a cold. What I have been doing with most of my time is watch a colossal number of YouTube videos. Not just ANY YouTube videos, but videos of comedians. It&#8217;s been absolutely brilliant! Thanks to a @ShaneMcGonigle1 on Twitter, I now know the existence of amazing people like Dara O&#8217;Briain and Dylan Moran. I&#8217;m nice, so I&#8217;ll show what I mean by &#8220;amazing&#8221; with these two video clips.<\/p>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<p>Dara O&#8217;Briain<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YWcp7EhkQks\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Dylan Moran<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ltJuw9yNtec\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>3. My latest addiction is a TV show called Mock The Week. Imagine a smarter version of &#8220;Whose Line Is It Anyway&#8221; and add British accents. Now go grab a cup of tea and a plate of crumpets. You back? Cool. Watch this video, which I think best shows the atmosphere of this program. It&#8217;s an old clip, but whatever, right?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LE53CpcDRY0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>4. Stemming from my love for the Mock The Week is my new love for Russell Howard. He&#8217;s young, cute (that ALWAYS helps) and is a very upbeat sort of funny. And my absolute favourite thing about him is he always looks like he&#8217;s high on sugar, which I find so refreshing. Here&#8217;s my new pick-me-up:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/v-GPyHdVvpo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t it awful how I can&#8217;t rely on my own humour to entertain you, so I embed a whole bunch of videos by other people? You know what&#8217;s worse? I&#8217;m expecting a thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a while, innit? In a bid to write proper, quality stuff, I&#8217;ve essentially proven to the masses that I&#8217;m not very good at it. So, it&#8217;s back to me typing random stuff that pops into mind. 1. I&#8217;m officially 27 and unemployed. 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