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{"id":377,"date":"2012-12-29T22:44:33","date_gmt":"2012-12-29T14:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=377"},"modified":"2012-12-29T22:47:04","modified_gmt":"2012-12-29T14:47:04","slug":"malaysia-airlines-flight-mh2606-to-kota-kinabalu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=377","title":{"rendered":"Malaysia Airlines Flight MH2606 To Kota Kinabalu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>This was written before I started my actual work. Wouldn&#8217;t want you to think I have time for myself. Snort.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s finally happened; I&#8217;m employed and working in Queen Elizabeth Hospital, Kota Kinabalu. There&#8217;s no turning back now.<\/p>\n<p>Not that I want to chicken out just when things are about to get interesting and meaningful, but I&#8217;d be lying if I said that my first thought when I got my placement letter was not, &#8220;Fucktits! Appeal for KUALA LUMPUR!&#8221; It&#8217;s only natural, seeing that I&#8217;d been home for 5 months. Comfy bed, transport, meals, The Coffee Bean &amp; Tea Leaf and of course, my insane family&#8230; what&#8217;s not to love, right?<\/p>\n<p>Of course, appealing to work in another hospital when I just got a place in the hospital of my choice seemed counter-productive. And while I&#8217;m not the biggest fan of religion, I strongly believe that the things that happen in life are in our best interest (cue for everyone to start their arguments on how *insert tragedy\/terminal illness* is proof that my opinion is rabid bat balls.) I prayed that I&#8217;d get something that would benefit me the most in the long run, and this is what I got.<\/p>\n<p>So, how&#8217;s Kota Kinabalu, you ask? I can&#8217;t tell yet, but so far I&#8217;m pretty okay with it. The people are friendly and nice, which is something I was (somwehat) deprived of for seven years in Moscow.<\/p>\n<p>One major obstacle for me at the moment is the lack of a driving licence. An aborted attempt to get one in 2004 has now returned to kick me in the shin repeatedly. I feel the pain every time I have to fork out RM20 just to get to work.<\/p>\n<p>This inability to drive brings me to the challenge I&#8217;m about to face: my first rotation in a hospital famous for being tough and taking driving lessons at the same time. It&#8217;s probably going to turn out the way you predict: the shit of an elephant with dysentery will hit the fan and I will be screwed.<\/p>\n<p>Three-month extension, here I come!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was written before I started my actual work. Wouldn&#8217;t want you to think I have time for myself. Snort. So it&#8217;s finally happened; I&#8217;m employed and working in Queen Elizabeth Hospital, Kota Kinabalu. There&#8217;s no turning back now. Not that I want to chicken out just when things are \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=377\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[70,71,69],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-real-life","tag-sabah","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":379,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions\/379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}