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{"id":444,"date":"2016-04-10T15:27:58","date_gmt":"2016-04-10T07:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=444"},"modified":"2016-04-10T15:27:58","modified_gmt":"2016-04-10T07:27:58","slug":"things-i-have-lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=444","title":{"rendered":"Things I Have Lost"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ability to come up with better blog titles is definitely one of them, as you can see.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s taken me longer than the average person, but after slightly more than 3 years, I&#8217;m done with being a house officer.<\/p>\n<p>In the past three years, I feel like I&#8217;ve pretty much lost everything that makes me who I am, but there are a few things I&#8217;ve lost that make me go, &#8221; why did I have to go and like medicine so much?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the few:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.Proper sleep<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Since I began working, I can count the number of times I&#8217;ve slept without dreaming about work, or without waking up in the middle of the night, thinking that I&#8217;ve forgotten to do something at work or that I&#8217;m late for work.<\/p>\n<p>The only times I have proper (i.e. dreamless) sleep is when I&#8217;m exhausted or have recruited the assistance of alcohol or Tramadol.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. The ability to wear high heels<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I love shoes, because no matter how many tubs of ice cream I gobble up or slices of pizza I inhale, feet don&#8217;t get fat. And legs look pretty damn nice in heels.<\/p>\n<p>Along comes housemanship, where your tasks include being every single staff member of the ward and my 3 inch yellow espadrille heels with the cute bow on top will NOT cut it as sensible footwear. As a result, most of my days are spent in flats or even worse, black Bata school shoes. This bad habit of wearing shitty looking shoes has encroached into my life and now I&#8217;m never fully dressed. Fuck you, Sia, the smile doesn&#8217;t help when you&#8217;re wearing a gorgeous floral dress and brown flats.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. A sense of style<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It starts with shoes. Then it moves up. I start my morning by thinking about all the work that I potentially have to do in a day. That by itself usually eliminates skirts (no one wants to commence CPR in a skirt, trust me.) So, trousers it is. Everything else doesn&#8217;t matter because we have our white coats on anyway. By the end of my final rotation, my wardrobe consisted of stretchable trousers (no need to iron) and anything that fit.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not saying that I used to be some super stylish chick who was at the helm of the fashion train, but at least I didn&#8217;t feel embarrassed about my clothes when taking pictures. These days, I look so bad that friends choose not to tag me in pictures out of the kindness of their hearts.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Hair<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So. Much. Hair. Gone.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry. This one&#8217;s too painful to talk about.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Life outside work.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My phone is flooded with pictures of x-rays, wounds and patient details. All my conversations are about cases, jobs to carry out and the like. My messages to my mum only consist of, &#8220;I reached work already&#8221; and &#8221; leaving work now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The occasional invitations to go out just to chill and relax are met with, &#8220;Nah la, it&#8217;s ok. I work double shift tomorrow.&#8221; or &#8221; No, I don&#8217;t have a full off day this weekend.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t expect these things to all return to me once I start life as a medical officer, but I hope whatever force that&#8217;s keeping them away from me allows visits.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ability to come up with better blog titles is definitely one of them, as you can see. It&#8217;s taken me longer than the average person, but after slightly more than 3 years, I&#8217;m done with being a house officer. 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