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{"id":52,"date":"2010-02-19T20:13:16","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T20:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=52"},"modified":"2010-02-20T10:05:59","modified_gmt":"2010-02-20T10:05:59","slug":"february-labor-love-and-lent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"February; Labor, Love and Lent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As February draws to a close (there&#8217;s only a week left, you know), it&#8217;s high time I note how eventful the month has been and will continue to be.<\/p>\n<p>February marks the beginning of my second semester, and it began with Obstetrics. For many years, I&#8217;ve dabbled with the idea of specializing in this field. Now that I&#8217;ve been through five weeks of class (this includes my first sem), I&#8217;ve decided that Obstetrics is probably not my thing. A good indication would be me passing out during a Cesarean section. In my defense, the surgeon was pulling the baby out with a forceps while his assistant was prying the woman&#8217;s uterine walls apart with her hands. Poor baby. The huge bugger (4kgs) was practically oozing stress. I also understand why many female obstetricians opt out of motherhood. Gosh, the number of things that can go wrong&#8230;.no wonder it&#8217;s called &#8220;the miracle of birth&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>February 14th was the double whammy of Chinese New Year and St.Valentine&#8217;s Day. Theoretically,neither celebration has anything to do with me, but I&#8217;m Malaysian (any public holiday is my public holiday) and opinionated. As such, I&#8217;m obliged to say a few words.<\/p>\n<p>Chinese New Year is awesome because there&#8217;s food involved, and this time around it&#8217;s the year of the Tiger. Grrr. Although I&#8217;m an Ox and am bound to be bitten in the ass by the Tiger, I&#8217;m looking into experiences in the previous year of the Tiger to predict my upcoming year. Let&#8217;s see: short, fat, braces, class full of bullies, awful clothes, The Moffatts, Mix FM&#8230;Um, maybe not so awesome after all.<\/p>\n<p>Valentine&#8217;s Day was as uneventful as ever, which didn&#8217;t quite matter because I don&#8217;t care much for it anyway. I mean, just because some priest was romantic at heart and went around marrying off people who weren&#8217;t supposed to be married, and then got killed for it does not make it perfectly okay to force guys of, oh I don&#8217;t know, 17 CENTURIES later to buy overpriced flowers, trinkets and gourmet dinners on the 14th of February. It just doesn&#8217;t feel right to MAKE a person be all lovey dovey on one specific day. Shouldn&#8217;t &#8220;Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8221; be on any day a person feels like it? I know some girls are thinking, &#8216;well, the guys aren&#8217;t the only ones making an effort. We do our fair share.&#8221; Let&#8217;s be honest. Most guys don&#8217;t give a toss. 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