For those who have not seen a fake orgasm, go watch “When Harry Met Sally”. It’s classic.<\/p>\n

What’s a fake bitchfit? A person (namely, me) ranting about little things that don’t matter and isn’t really that cheesed off.<\/p>\n

My list:<\/p>\n

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1. Therapy cycle has begun. It’s not really that bad, it just means that I have to eliminate sleep, laundry, and a couple of daily meals to pass the class.<\/li>\n
2. The Making-Out Couple that’s also having Therapy now. I’m guessing I’d be less annoyed if the dude of the couple was a dim wart, instead of the teacher’s pet that he is. Ugh. It’s unfair that he has time to study AND get laid.<\/li>\n
3. The shorts that I bought for bedtime. They’re a little more….snug that I’d hoped they would be. On the bright side, if there’s anyone I’d like to murder, I’ll just have to stand in front of them in my “Daisy Dukes”.<\/li>\n
4. Student body elections. Dodgy and boring.<\/li>\n
5. The absence of my parcel. The primary reason I bought shorts that can masquerade as underwear.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

   I stand corrected. If this is a fake bitchfit, Meg Ryan was way funnier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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