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{"id":92,"date":"2010-06-27T19:30:43","date_gmt":"2010-06-27T15:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=92"},"modified":"2010-07-24T11:43:29","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T07:43:29","slug":"wheres-my-patbingsu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s My Patbingsu?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, if I can&#8217;t get to Malaysia for a bulk of my summer, the Malaysian weather will get to me in Moscow. The heat here is madness, and not having a fan is nothing short of torture. Get this, the hot water came back with the heat wave. How useful is that?<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately for me, I have nothing skimpy and comfortable to wear here, owing to the fact that my figure is not skimpy-wear worthy. Russians in general have no concept of sleeves nowadays. The women&#8230;Oh my God.\u00a0 Bras nowhere to be found. I can&#8217;t BELIEVE I&#8217;m saying this, but if they&#8217;re not firm, round implants, do NOT skip on the bra. Really.<\/p>\n<p>Summer practicals are weird. Everyone has something different to say about it. My hospital has this woman with a female angler fish stuck up her butt as the head of practicals. On the bright side, I have five days in this hospital before getting two weeks in another place and then\u00a0 returning to this God-forsaken hospital. I&#8217;m hoping the next five weeks will breeze by.<\/p>\n<p>All is not lost though. I don&#8217;t have to study my ass off for anything for now, so I&#8217;m free to bum around and gallivant without worrying too much about time. That is the ideal situation, of course. The truth is to date I&#8217;ve only been to one park and had lunch at a Korean restaurant which is walking distance from my hostel. So much for bumming and gallivanting, eh?<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s about it for now. Hopefully, I&#8217;ll get out of this crap-writing slump and produce better results.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, if I can&#8217;t get to Malaysia for a bulk of my summer, the Malaysian weather will get to me in Moscow. The heat here is madness, and not having a fan is nothing short of torture. Get this, the hot water came back with the heat wave. How useful \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/?p=92\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[19,21,20],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-korean-food","tag-practicals","tag-summer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions\/98"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/crazywench\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}