Today is a real bitchfit. It’s sad, really. I was drafting out an entry about the joys of being a woman. Pinky swear. Today was supposed to be a good day, almost joyous. Then a raven decided to take a crap on it. I’m not talking a normal, routine poop. I’m talking a huge-explosive-after-a-Mexican-all-you-can-eat kinda poop.<\/p>\n

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1. My practicals are supposed to end today. Six weeks ago, that’s what my curator said. It’s not turning out the way I expected. Apparently, doing what one is supposed to do pales in comparison to blatant lying and sloth.<\/li>\n
2. Today is my late uncle’s birthday, making today one of those days I wish I had a crappy memory.<\/li>\n
3. I tried going to church today (imagine how lousy I must be feeling) and it was closed. How about that?!!<\/li>\n
4. I attempted at pursuing my favourite distraction, but it eluded me. On the bright side, I have a new high score for Bubble Spinner.<\/li>\n
5. Moscow is hot and now, there’s haze. I want to fling myself off the 14th floor just so I can feel breeze on the way down.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

   It really could be worse, so I’m hoping the clock strikes midnight soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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