Several days ago I said I was getting ready to say goodbye to the great 130\u2019s. It appears this may not be the case. On wednesday, I left the gym at 129.4 and needless to say, I was elated. This calls for a celebration, you\u2019d imagine. So on thursday, I had cheese overload. Over-fucking-load, I shit you not. In the morning I started my day with my protein shake, which had slightly over 200 cals. Then during break in class, I decided to have chocolate milk (with condensed milk of course (or at least i think it had condensed milk))  and something known as hacapuri c cirom. The amount of cheese in it was generous, and needless to say I cleaned my plate. I was later told that the average hacapuri c cirom contains anywhere between 300-400 cals. <\/p>\n

In the afternoon after class (1-2 hours after the consumption of aforementioned hacapuri), my roommates wanted to grab lunch, and I decided to follow them to Sinbad to pack some grub. I initially had no intention of buying food, but that all changed the moment I stepped inside Sinbad. I ordered my favourite (for the time being anyways, barring any meat) Lepyoshka C Cirom. OH GOD. THE CHEESE WAS AMAZING. I have come to realize that there may be up to 400 calories if not more. 400, 400, 200, that\u2019s roughly 1K not bad I told myself, you\u2019re fine. You\u2019re still within 1500 (The average cals an average person should consume a day is 2500 for men and 2000 for women), There is room. 1500 is what I usually set for myself, and even that, only after I burn some at the gym.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, my gym partner had to study for an exam and I got lazy and didn\u2019t go to gym that day. I felt bad, but the sense of guilt could not overwhelm how lazy I am.So I chilled at home, watching porn. Promised myself, tomorrow, tomorrow we work twice as hard, for twice as long. Then dinner arrived, in the form of purple bee hoon. WTF Purple? I finished it, and that was painful, not sure on the caloric intake there unfortunately. Later, Shorty was going to Novie Cheryomuski, so i took the opportunity to order a subway! WTF was i thinking! Not even the healthy kind!<\/p>\n

Friday came, the big day I was supposed to hit the gym twice as hard. Class finished, and I was about to head to the gym and thats when it happened. The biggest need to defecate in my life took place. I had to go home. Once home, I saw Avi and he suggested we head at 1:30 p.m. and the time was 12:30 at that time. Fair enough, i took a dump and started singing with Sarah Mclachlan to the celestial tune of Building a Mystery. 1:30 came, and I was heading out to the gym and whaaam, i get a phone call informing Anu (Related with Anuisafag) is actually in Aashan (auchan) AHEAD of time, waiting for me. What the fuck. So I had to go to aashan instead, and told myself, when i get back from ashan, I\u2019ll hit the gym (I know, you\u2019re LOL-ing)<\/p>\n

So I reach aashan and we head to stockman and I never felt as emasculated in my life as I was at Stockman. Everything that I put in the cart was removed by Anu without my permission. My cheese tortilla wraps, my nutella, my Betty Crockers Fudge and  chocolate chip cookies mix and even my Hershey\u2019s dessert syrup. The only thing that she allowed me to keep was my Heinz BBQ Baked Beans. She was initially against it but I had to lay the smack down and said I am the man and I\u2019ll have what I want. Put her in her place and she went to look at sauces instead. I also took some blue cheese dressing cause that\u2019s what men eat.<\/p>\n

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Then we were supposed to go to aashan but the way towards aashan leads to the food court and I was really really hungry (I only started the day with protein shake and nothing else<\/strike> maybe some almonds and assorted nuts from a studentcheski mix and a banana). So Anu was dictating what I may or may not have, salads, maybe a subway, no fried food, no meat, you know the usual. So I sat her down in the food court, and told her, ok we\u2019ll have some salad and went off. I went to burger king and ordered a long chicken with cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze, with all the fix. To make it look legit, I ordered a Kings Salad with balsamic dressing.<\/p>\n

Naturally she wasn\u2019t happy, but who gives a shit right. I ate the burger faster than the speed of light, it was my first proper burger in god knows how long. We proceeded to shop and later got home. Here I downed several bottles of yoghurt, each about 150 cals each. I felt like a man, the lord of my empire, I felt great. Then Anu came, as I was showering and went to Burger Kings website to see how much calories she had consumed with the Kings Salad. Idiot was worried for 80 calories. I laughed at her, and then she proceeded to go see mine. My burger was listed as 350 or so calories. I told her, that\u2019s not so bad, we can work it in. Then my eyes scanned the line below the burger, in brackets it was written Long Chicken (with Cheese), and it was rated at 680 calories. HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT MIGHT OR COULD BE HOLY. THAT CAN\u2019T BE RIGHT. Needless to say, due to the preparations of the  impending coronary, I didn\u2019t go to the gym.<\/p>\n

I told myself, Saturday morning, double time in the gym. I set my alarm for 8:30 a.m. I had to hit the gym in the morning because my group Barbeque is around noon. The time is 12:20 P.M. as I write this\u2026.I didn\u2019t wake up at 8:30, i woke up at 10:30. I didn\u2019t go the gym, I was watching Survivor and Alice in Wonderland. I\u2019m not going to promise myself to go the gym after the barbeque because I know it will be a lie. Next week a tough cycle starts at a far location and I\u2019m worried about not being able to hit the gym. I have failed.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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