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You know, sometimes when you look at a picture, you just know a man has got swagger.

When I’m over 40, I just hope I have a quarter of the amount of swagger this man has.

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Yes I have nothing to write about!

THIS SHIT JUST IN. Anusya Devi Mohana Sundaram has finally entered the Guinness Book of World Faggotry. Anusya Devi, 24, a Medical Student studying in Moscow, was today inducted into the Guinness Book of World Faggotry (GBOWF).

Anusya has been, the past 5 years on a severe diet, with hopes of getting into the GBOWF. After 5 long and tedious years, her dream has finally come true. Read on to follow her journey throughout these years that led to her recent achievement.

Shorty’s pic thrown into the mix for Crazy Wench.

This picture was back in 2005, where Anu weighed around 66KG (claimed weight). For those of you who don’t know, Anu is the girl in the back row, standing in the middle.

YUMM YUMM! GOBBLE GOBBLE!

Later in 2006. Around 60kg? The vegetarian constantly trained her appetite and will power by constantly visiting non-vegetarian restaurants. There she will watch everyone eat mouth-watering delicious food, and she, on the other hand will consume some shit like seaweed and be done for the night, or sometimes two.

The girl in the back, unhappy with Anu’s constant weight loss

This was in 2007, where she started showing signs of being unhealthy. Her father diagnosed her with Anorexia nervosa but she just shrugged it off and continued on her quest to enter the Guinness Book of World Faggotry. Estimated weight, 59kg?

The year is 2008, Anu had devised an evil plot to make her succession to the throne much easier. She had a new policy, she had decided that henceforth she will only pose with plump or fat people for photos. This made her look really thin, and acceptable in the eyes of society. Around this time, Anu was suspected to weigh somewhere around 57 KG.

What? No Fat Chickz?

2009 came and went. All fat chicks finally realized what Anu’s evil idea was, as a whistleblower by the name of Shantina Theajen Deepthroat told everyone about it. Sadly, she could not find anymore fat chicks to pose with, and could only get skinnier chicks who would even bother posing with her for photographs. That said, constantly being seen with thinner girls made her really sad and depressed which explains the 2kg she put on.

After becoming thinner than thin chickz, nobody wanted to pose with her, so Koi fishes will do.

This was in the end of 2009, where she worked long and hard to shed off all excess weight. She was successful and finally clocked in at 56kg. Slightly lower than her previous milestone. There was still work to be done.

A clear cut clinical case of Anorexia Nervosa.

2010 arrived with a bang for Anu. She was finally the lowest weight she’s ever been in her entire life. She was circling the drain around 50-52 kg. A normal human being would be happy with this achievement, but no, not Anu, for her, the GBOWF was within sight, but she still had the final mile to go.

Anu, dreams CAN become reality.

It is now April 2010, and Anu has gotten herself a page in the lengthy tome that is GBOWF. She has now become the record holder for the person who weighs the least in the world. Anu is now officially 0 KG. Her chronic need to constantly shed weight has gotten her the coveted place in the GBOWF. It was not an easy journey, but with hard work, she has managed it.

We were not able to reach Anu for a comment.

REMEMBER KIDS, WITH A BIT OF HARD WORK, DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!