{"id":319,"date":"2010-03-25T00:33:54","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T21:33:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/?p=319"},"modified":"2010-03-25T00:40:42","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T21:40:42","slug":"why-pirates-are-better-than-ninjas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/?p=319","title":{"rendered":"Why Pirates are Better Than ninja’s"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am here to put an end to the thus far never-ending debate about who is better, Pirates or ninja\u2019s. Note how I\u2019ve used lower case for ninja and uppercase for Pirates so you should have a general idea where this article is heading. Oh, I also want to put Sam in his place.<\/p>\n

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First, a brief introduction may be necessary since not many of you may know who or what a ninja is.<\/p>\n

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Next up are Pirates, which naturally needs no introduction thanks to Captain Jack Sparrow, but there may be a couple of you who have been living under a rock so I\u2019ll just introduce you to Pirates now.<\/p>\n

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Now, I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve made up your minds on why Pirates > ninjas but I\u2019ll have to explain it to the dense few. Proceed to checkout the following\u2026<\/p>\n

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Here is a snapshot from the annual ninja convention where pictures of the hottest ninja babes around were captured in 1 room. If you were a ninja, the level of awesome here would have been pretty epic. That said..<\/p>\n

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What\u2019s the problem? There aren\u2019t any wenches! Only Pirates have wenches. Here are some respectable wenches belonging to famous pirates instead;<\/p>\n

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So in conclusion,<\/p>\n

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Quod Erat Demonstrandum<\/u><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am here to put an end to the thus far never-ending debate about who is better, Pirates or ninja\u2019s. Note how I\u2019ve used lower case for ninja and uppercase for Pirates so you should have a general idea where this article is heading. Oh, I also want to put Sam in his place.   […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":334,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions\/334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}