{"id":490,"date":"2010-11-08T14:36:54","date_gmt":"2010-11-08T11:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/?p=490"},"modified":"2010-11-08T15:03:13","modified_gmt":"2010-11-08T12:03:13","slug":"dark-dirty-secrets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/?p=490","title":{"rendered":"Dark dirty secrets."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today shorty divulged to me his greatest fear in life in confidence. Naturally being the good friend that I am I have this incessant need to blog anything told to me in confidence.<\/p>\n<p>When shorty was young, due to the nature of his height (or the lack thereof) whilst playing in the playpen ball pit, he got stuck. Any other kid could just stand on his feet and would be able to stand above the balls. However despite shorty&#8217;s best efforts he was still submerged.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Shorty still refuses to face his fears.\" src=\"http:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/sex-in-ball-pit-300x286.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"286\" \/><\/p>\n<p>All hope was not lost. Shorty was found two days later when a 6 man search party was dispatched.<\/p>\n<p>This blog item was typed in the metro as shorty recollected his scary past.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/wpid-1289213020653.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"400\" height=\"534\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A man forever scarred due to a tragic past.<\/p>\n<div><span style=\"color: #0000ee; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today shorty divulged to me his greatest fear in life in confidence. Naturally being the good friend that I am I have this incessant need to blog anything told to me in confidence. When shorty was young, due to the nature of his height (or the lack thereof) whilst playing in the playpen ball pit, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=490"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":493,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions\/493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypog.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}