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Today….was, weird.

So I wake up at 2 p.m. as always, and then I have this long conversation about how hungry I am. After promptly scratching my arse, this leads me to the closest room with food {naturally it has to be free}, which happens to be the 14th floor. So, with the lift conveniently chosing not to work, I hurdle my arse up the staircase.

An hour or so later, I make my way back to my room, seeing about 10 messages from an old friend, on MSN messenger. Excited, since I’ve not talked to him in a while, I curiously clicked on his message. Unknown to me, was the horrors that were about to unfold.

For the sake of protecting the identity of the innocent, let’s call this friend, G, which has nothing to do with Gary Ganesan you son of a cunt. So anyways…

G: Macha, you there?

G: Reply Reply!!!

G: Nudge Nudge

G: Dei…..reply da!

G: Bugger, where you at?

H: Yeah, im back.

G: Macha….

Basically, this lead to him whinning about his problem….

Apparently, G, has this old friend, called C, which has nothing to do with you Cynthia…Nope, not a thing.

Yeah so anyways, apparently nowadays, Cynthia found a boyfriend {You go girl, I knew even you could do it!}. But G, apparently has this new found problem whenever he meets her, he develops an erection. He also proceeds to tell me how this never happens with any other girl {I’m sure}, but just only with C. C isn’t very hot in the first place, which leads me to question, why would he get an erection over her?

All signs point to the hormones, or a misdirected flow of blood, but could it be possible G likes C, nah, that’s not fathomable, C’s ugly.

Anyways, events such as these restore my faith in mankind and states that there is a God, and he loves situations such as these.

My advice to G? Get laid, it solves many things….

Passionately yours,

-Hypo-ErrectimusG XII

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