Fear is the only thing that will deter people from stupidity. Hit your children more often. -HypoG

My Love for Malaysia

There are so many great things that I love about my country that so much so deems Malaysia as the only place I’d ever call home (cliché), but sometimes, there’s just so much nonsense going around, mainly headed by the rapscallions that parade themselves about under the name of ‘Ministers’ that it is getting more and more embarrassing to profess myself as Malaysian wherever I may go. For the purpose of this article, I’ve decided to post 10 reasons why I love Malaysia, in increasing order of -proudness-.

10) In Malaysia, Criticizing the government is equated to “not loving the country, inciting racial hatred, and slander.

Ma hommies working in the parliament must be really stupid if they think criticizing the way they are destroying the countries wealth, drawing up stupid projects that end up getting flushed when it’s almost close to completion (RM 400 Million anyone?) is equated towards hating Malaysia.

9) If you have any documents which could prove beyond any significant doubt that a Minister is taking bribes, and is heavily corrupted, please do not make a police report, because you will be charged under the official secrets act for having in your possession, documents that are meant to be ‘eyes only’

Quote from Michael Backman

“In 1995, in a report to the attorney-general, the public
prosecutor said there was a prima facie basis for Rafidah’s arrest and prosecution on five counts of
corruption.

An opposition activist later acquired official documents that appeared to confirm this. He was jailed for
two years under the Official Secrets Act simply for possessing them. Rafidah, on the other hand, was not
even charged.
”

8 ) If you insult Islam you can be charged.

If this is the case, why do blogs that openly criticize other religions are allowed to continue doing their nonsense? For example, MENJ, who is always on and about advocating the stupidity in other religions, and how his religion reigns supreme, with tendencies to contradict himself, in every other article he posts? Why can’t we arrest him for inciting racial hatred and slander? He calls himself a student of comparative religion, I call him an extremist out to destroy the peace in Malaysia. Alot of people agree on MENJ’s stupidity, but how come he’s allowed to walk around free? Why the double standards? And guess what, BN, he’s totally against your reign, so best put him behind bars.

7) Insulting the King is a crime that could get you jailed for life.

w00t.

6) No ‘free’ Media

All the major newspaper are either government owned, or heavily pro-government. The government calls the shots on what may or may not be published. A Minister makes a stupid comment? Order the newspapers not to report it. Stop all forms of debates or open forums trying to take place over the issue because it causes racial duress, and hell, may escalate to people fighting each other. No really, we’re really that barbaric that waving a jagged knife in the parliament is something you’re expected to do.

5) Close to someone in power? Or just related? Welcome to the largest hub of nepotism and cronyism of the world.

4) The ACA (Anti-Corruption Agency) is to lead all corruption investigations, but what happens when the head of the ACA is corrupted himself, and was still in power when investigations on him was ‘supposedly’ going on?

3) Hugging is illegal. Sometimes, holding hands can get you charged, and last but not least, no public show of affection, can’t have some rapists over the corner nurse his hard-on.

A certain deputy Prime Minister made the statement, No hugging please, we’re Muslims, showing the world of his Moral prowess, and stand against all things immoral. How hypocritical, coming from the man who cheated on his former wife.

2) Sleep in all sorts of meetings, gatherings, etc and later issue a public statement saying “Your Prime Minister is _NOT_ sleeping, Malaysia”

1) Try to sneak in millions of Ringgits into Australia, but when caught by customs, for not declaring the funds under the red channel, go up to the Australian court and declare that you don’t know English, but forget your position as (at that time) Menteri Besar of Selangor and (now) Information Chief of Umno.

I’m sure you folks love Malaysia too.

In Love,

HypoG

2 Responses to “My Love for Malaysia”

  1. VK@Dr|ftking says:

    Love your country for who she is and what she stands for no matter what the issues are .
    We , the leaders of the coming generation , should do something about this when the time comes and circumstances allow it .
    In the name of BN , we can make a difference . It was you who quoted that those of higher intellectual levels knows what is best for our beloved country .
    With BN heading the govt. we have one assurance , stability . May it be economical , security and/or racial . Everything revolves around harmoniously and hence provided Malaysia will much needed space for development in past .
    With the stability intact , we of the future can muster a revolution to make Her all the more beautiful .

    Love Re-Defined,
    VK@Dr|ftking

  2. The Celtic Cross says:

    –zip–

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